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Joke of the Day
"Me: Your cat looks pregnant Friend: Impossible it's an indoor cat Me: What have you done"
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"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."
"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"
"Masturbation is an excellent skill to have. Done right, it sure comes in handy."
"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were playing chess... The comedy practically writes itself."
"Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents... To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones"
"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"