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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were playing chess... The comedy practically writes itself."
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"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."
"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."
"How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?"
"You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."
"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."
"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."