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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"

"My friend would be alive today... if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. >""Am I going to live?"" >""I don't know."" >""Read faster!"""

"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"

"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."

"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."