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Joke of the Day

"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""

"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."

"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."

"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."

"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"

"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"