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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
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"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"
"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."
"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"
"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"
"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"
"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."
"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."
"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"