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Joke of the Day
"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"
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"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."
"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."
"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"
"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."
"How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes"
"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"
"If you are a woman/man looking for a funny and nice partner... Don't look in this subreddit :D (sorry)"