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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes"
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"How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo"
"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."
"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"
"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"
"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."
"Roger Goodell"
"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick."