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Joke of the Day

"Trump released medical records from a Gastroenterologist Giving us proof of an ""astonishingly excellent"" asshole."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."

"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."

"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."

"Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter."

"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."

"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."

"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."