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Joke of the Day
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
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"""Why can't a Christmas tree walk? ""Because it **doesn't have legs**."" ""Ugh, that's so **lame**."""
"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."
"The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital.. He's in fair condition."
"RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all."
"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"
"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."
"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."