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Joke of the Day
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
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"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."
"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"
"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."
"a British satanist dates a lot of black women he is a master of the dark arse ( a bad joke )"
"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
"Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."