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Joke of the Day

"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."

"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."

"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""

"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"Sometimes, by holding on too tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save. Soap, for example."

"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"

"If you thought 9/11 was bad..... The UK might lose a whole country today"

"If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think ""oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"""

"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"