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Joke of the Day

"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."

"I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn. Fucking firemen."

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"Mentos should print little messages on their mints like ""you're awesome"" or ""looking good"" and call them Complimentos."

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."

"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""

"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"