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Joke of the Day
"The guy who fell off the ferris wheel is at the hospital.. He's in fair condition."
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"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."
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"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Diet day 1 I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious."