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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."

"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"

"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"

"I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong."

"IamA former Backpage massage girl - AMA!"

"Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?"

"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."

"Why was Mary Jane not a virgin? Her mother leaves."