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"90% of my opinions are a shrug."
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"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."
"""I love the fall!"" - girls who are happy they don't have to suck in their stomach in pictures anymore"
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"
"The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ... ... and says, ""Wait a second, this isn't Subway."""
"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."
"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 38 D breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!"