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Joke of the Day

"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"

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"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."
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