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Joke of the Day

"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"

"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."

"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."

"What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant? Chickpea"

"Replace Steven Tyler with a bear. Bearosmith. Billions and billions of $. I could do this all day, you guys. Hire me."

"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."

"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."