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Joke of the Day

"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"

"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"

"[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli"

"Jeb! Jeb Bush: I hereby suspend my presidential campaign with immediate effect. Audience claps Jeb: You guys are assholes!"

"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."

"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"

"What do gay horses eat? Dick"