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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people always make such a fuss about how much a newborn weighs. It's a baby, not a stash of cocaine."

"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."

"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"

"I am not an accident waiting to happen. I am an accident. Happening."

"How do you know if your friend, ""Doesn't even OWN a TV?"" Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. ""Did you hear about the President's new policy on...?"" ""I don't even OWN a TV!"""

"A man is making moonshine. But the machine isn't working. He goes to see his friend Gino. Gino looks at the machine and says ""That's cause it's a still!"""

"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."