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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"
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"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie... It still hasn't cured my alcoholism."
"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."
"To the twenty something year old girls who think forty something year old women are jealous of them- enjoy your next 240 periods!"
"I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent."
"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills."
"If there's one thing I really can't stand when I'm drunk, it's up."
"Saw a guy with a barcode tattoo on his neck. Scanned it with my RedLaser app & he couldn't believe I found him cheaper on 3 online stores"