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"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."
"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."
"Having trouble finding paper towels. I need a Bounty hunter."
"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."
"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."
"If you still pay for porn I have a Typewriter and a VCR I want to sell you."
"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."
"What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk? An udder failure."