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Joke of the Day

"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."

"For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere."

"It's pretty hard when you're a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur."

"What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !"

"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"I love it when I go to untie a shoe and inadvertently tie a Double Reverse Hitch knot and have to hire an Eagle Scout to get my sneaker off."