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Joke of the Day

"Cane sugar is the best! It just can't be beet!"

"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""

"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"

"The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea."

"There's no such thing as automatic doors... ... Only polite ninjas."

"A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes."

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"