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Joke of the Day

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"

"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"

"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"

"I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!"

"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."

"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."