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Joke of the Day

"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."

"Never seek the dead for guidance. They give really cryptic advice..."

"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 10"

"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"