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Joke of the Day

"What's the ugliest shape? An eyesoresceles triangle."

"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."

"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."

"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."

"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."

"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"

"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."