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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."
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"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""
"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"
"What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'"""
"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."
"Help me practice my knife throwing skills. You catch."
"Michael J. Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. ""Yeah..."" Michael said ""I'm just a little shaken up"""