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Joke of the Day
"Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono."
Next Joke
"Sometimes, I wake up grumpy... But usually I let him sleep."
"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."
"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""
"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."