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Joke of the Day
"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."
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"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? Density"
"I'm not stupid... ""...no! There are only 49 states, cause scientists say Pluto doesn't count."""
"Like on Amazon or in our house? [My response when my wife asks me if I can find something for her]"