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Joke of the Day
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
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"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."
"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."
"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"
"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"
"What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!"
"What are green and smell like pork? Kermit's fingers"
"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"