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Joke of the Day

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."

"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."

"If you love someone... Bury them in your backyard so no one can find them. Then you'll have them FOREVER! *looks out window & smiles*"

"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"

"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"