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Joke of the Day

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"

"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"

"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""