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Joke of the Day
"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."
Next Joke
"Me: Wake up son! Son: Just 30 more minutes please Me: I'm borrowing your phone Son jumps of the bed: I'm awake!"
"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"
"A sex joke I wrote I don't tell her where to go. but why does she always come?"
"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."
"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"
"Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat."
"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"