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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"Where do poor meatballs live? the spaghetto"

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"Where does poor spaghetti live? The spaghetto"

"Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."

"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""

"I walked into a gas station & a woman handed me a free slice of pizza Either Iowa is the nicest state in America or I've just been poisoned"