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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."
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"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"
"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"
"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."
"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"
"I'll straight up dive off a cutting board and cut shit on a diving board I don't give a shit anymore."
"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"
"Acquaintances: ""So what have you been up to?"" What I hear: ""Please explain yourself, we're trying to figure you out."""