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Joke of the Day

"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"

"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"Tell me what just happened in France! ...Oh, Nice!"

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"

"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."

"I'd be great at Wheel of Fortune. I shout random shit all the time. It's called ""tourettes"". ""Pat, I'd like to buy a... FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!"""

"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."

"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"