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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
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"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."
"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"
"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."
"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."
"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."
"I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty. Needless to say I completely lost my shit"
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."