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Joke of the Day
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper responds, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."
"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""
"I used to have a steering wheel in my pants But it was driving me nuts"