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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"Why did the cop climb the tree? He worked for a special branch."

"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."

"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"Psychic porn stars always see it coming."

"I go to the gym religiously. You know, once or twice a year around the holidays."

"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"

"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."