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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."
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"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."
"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha."
"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."
"Today is the anniversary of legal abortions in the US or as the coat hanger industry calls it, Black Friday."
"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""
"Happy and Sad An old man says to his wife, ""Honey, there is no possible way to feel both happiness and sadness at the same time."" The wife says, ""Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick."""
"rest of the week anyway."
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"