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"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"
"What do you call a smarty pants? ...... A jeanius"
"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."
"Autocorrect just changed ""carnie"" to ""catnip"" and now all my friends think I slept with a bunch of catnips last night."
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"
"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."
"What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts? An iPad."