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Joke of the Day
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
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"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"
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"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."
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"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."
"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."