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Joke of the Day
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? the mirror laughed & made a grunt & said ""not you, you ugly c*nt."
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"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"
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"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."