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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."

"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."

"I hate it when I'm peeing in a public restroom & some motherfucker tries to rob me & I have to fight him while holding my dick."

"What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? ""I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."""

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"My girlfriend told me, ""I wanna smash!"" We played smash bros from 12 to 12!"

"Mohammed Mo Problems"

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"

"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"