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Joke of the Day
"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."
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"Don't know what to do Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them...."
"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."
"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's ten percent off."
"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."
"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."