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Joke of the Day

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."

"What's black, white and red all over? South Africa"

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."

"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"What's long and black? The unemployed line."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"What do you call a guy who watches child porn on the dark web? A Tor pedo."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."