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Joke of the Day
"*pours a bucket of water into the ocean* You're free now"
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"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
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"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"
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"*in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out ""On what grounds?"" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*"
"""Girl, if I have to put my love for you in numbers..."" It will be cincuentas."
"A doctor reaches into his pocket and finds his rectal thermometer He says ""Shit, some asshole took my pen!"""
"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."