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Joke of the Day

"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."

"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"

"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"

"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."

"I hate autocorrect... It turns my writing into a total duckfest."

"I have a solution to procrastination I will tell you tomorrow"