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Joke of the Day
"Pavlov That name rings a bell."
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"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."
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"The fire service is attending to a man who is trapped after falling into a vat of bourbon at the Jim Beam factory. Although, he is said to be in good spirits."
"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
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