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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
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"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end... ...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.   ^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter"
"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""
"Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you."
"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"
"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"I've never finished a marathon, but one time I finished a whole bag of Peanut Butter Crunch even though the roof of my mouth was all tore up"