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Joke of the Day

"The fire service is attending to a man who is trapped after falling into a vat of bourbon at the Jim Beam factory. Although, he is said to be in good spirits."

"My superpower is making red lights turn green simply by trying to write a tweet."

"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters"

"Salt movie review Gave me hypertension, 16/10."

"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"

"A dyslexic person walks into a bra."

"What is Bing's most searched word ? Chrome"