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Joke of the Day

"I thought I'd just discovered a mass grave for snowmen Turns out it was just a field of carrots"

"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"

"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."

"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."

"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"

"To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes I've started to roll my own batteries."

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."