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Joke of the Day

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."

"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"

"Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*"

"When those Subway ""$5 Footlong"" commercials come on, every man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth."

"If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people."

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"