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Joke of the Day

"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"

"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies. Usually slapsdick."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes"

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."

"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."