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Joke of the Day
"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"
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"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"
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"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."
"What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence"
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"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"
"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"
"What sound does a cow make? ""Moooo"" Good, a duck? ""Quack"" Good, how about a seal? ""My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy"
"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."